Unlocked In!

Yes that is what you call the opposite of locked out. I took my wife's keys and she is forced to stay home. That is what I call Unlocked In! This is pretty sad and dumb for 21st century. Our locks are in stone age. Really, or may be metal age. I will keep quite since I do not have a solution. We need inexpensive (no electronic) keyless locks. That is how we begin. We will find out if that is not possible but let us not start saying. Huh, that is impossible: that is not how new stuff is invented.

Our umbrellas are metal age as well by the way. How about a thin rain deflector cap or something!!I am dumb too for having collected all I can and leaving wife Unlocked In!